He Said, He Said

On a recent morning, the journalist Bill Wyman received a UPS package containing a typed manuscript. On reading it, he saw that it seemed to be the thoughts, at some length, of singer Mick Jagger on the recently published autobiography of his longtime songwriting partner in the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards. A handwritten note on an old piece of Munro Sounds stationery read: "Bill: For the vault. M."

Hmmm, given that this is 2010 I'm somewhat skeptical that these are the the actual words and thoughts of Mick's reaction to Keef's new autobiography "Life." Nonetheless I found it an interesting read...

Mick Jagger Responds to Keith Richards About His New Autobiography

...I take the point that professionalism, one's word, rock 'n' roll merriment … these are fungible things in our world. It is a fair charge that I have become less tolerant in these matters over the decades. In our organization, inside this rather unusual floating circus we call home, I am forced into the role of martinet, the one who gets blamed for silly arbitrary rules. (Like, for a show in front of 60,000 people for which we are being paid some $6 or $7 million for a few hours' work, I like to suggest to everyone that we start on time, and that we each have in place a personal plan, in whatever way suits us best, to stay conscious for the duration of the show.)...

Here comes the rain again

It's Only Rock n' Roll, but I Like It

"...rock & roll at its core is merely a bunch of raving shit, its utterly hysterical transience and intrinsic worthlessness the not-quite-paradoxical source of its vitality."

~ Lester Bangs "The British Invasion" from The Rolling Stone Illustrated History of Rock & Roll

Blogpathy

2010 Roney Classic Golf Champions

The Armpit Collection XXXV: "It's Night Time in the Big City...

...a metronome falls from a second story window... smoke fills the booth of a Mexican restaurant... a squatter eats Doritos from his chest... bobble-heads shake their faces at one another... it's Theme Time Radio Hour with your host Bob Dylan."

In 2006, Bob Dylan embarked on a journey that I found utterly fascinating. He hosted a themed radio program on XM radio.

Enjoy them.

Banksy Directs Simpsons Opening Sequence

Happy Birthday, John

Putting Banners In Plain Site

What the Rich Don’t Need

From the New York Times:

WANT to give affluent households a present worth $700 billion over the next decade? In a period of high unemployment and fiscal austerity, this idea may seem laughable. Amazingly, though, it is getting traction in Washington.

I am referring, of course, to the current debate about whether to extend all, or just some, of the tax cuts of President George W. Bush — cuts that are due to expire at year-end. They’re expiring because the only way they could be enacted initially was by pretending that they were temporary.

In this situation, it’s not clear what should be called a tax “cut.” If the temporary law is allowed to expire as planned, does that represent a return to normal, or a tax increase? Conversely, if some parts of the current rates are extended, should those count as a tax cut?

A History of Rap: Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake & The Roots

I'm not a huge Jimmy Fallon fan, nor Justine Timberlake fan... but I must admit this is pretty entertaining. "Hip-hip-hop and you don't stop."

New Banner

Courtesy of J (and maybe iTunes helped a little)

20 Years Ago...

"20 years ago today - Sept 22nd 1990 - Nirvana played their biggest gig to date when they appeared at the Motor Sports International Garage in Seattle. Drummer Dave Grohl who would audition for the band in a few days time was in the audience of 15,000 people."

- whoever is running Nirvana's facebook page (of all places)

Cell Phone Pics

I rarely bust out ze old cell phone and start snapping away, but you know, here and there I snap 'round town. Just got a new phone, these are pics from my last two. PS - If you have Verizon, don't bother with the LG EnV Touch, it's a piece - lasted less than a year.

This deli-front sign was pointed out to me by J. The irony is that The Best Sandwich in Town looks like shit. Who asks for asparagus on a sub? That's fucking gross.

I know this is hard to see, but it's a picture from a flight home from Nevis a couple years ago. This woman is using her baby as a food tray, eating a chicken platter off her baby back.

Dirty Pop

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors, Please

the Dakota

Face on Fire

Ryan Williams look-a-like

Not only are you making the garbage man's day by leaving your toilet on the sidewalk, but then you have to go and fill it full of nastiness. It's a double negative sight to see.

Been Caught Stealing

This is a picture I took a few months ago at a grocery store on the Upper East Side. I enjoy the store's idea of swift justice - posting photos of thieves in plain site for all to gawk. Click photo to enlarge.

Gangsta Graphs

Why is Vincent Gallo in that video? More (much more) Gangsta Graphs here...

Green Space is a Vulnerable Thing

After visiting my friends in The Very Big City, I learned they knew little of the biggest natural appetite Down South has to offer. When she's done here, I'm sure she'll wander . . .

From Blue Ridge Outdoors, a regional rag:

Need another reason to hate kudzu, the green leafy vine that is pervasive throughout the South? How about this: a recent study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences shows that kudzu is a contributor to surface ozone pollution. The invasive plant, which was introduced in the U.S. in the late 1800s for erosion control, emits high levels of isoprene and nitric oxide which combine with the nitrogen in the air to form ozone. The study, which was conducted by researchers at the University of Virginia, showed the presence of kudzu can double the level of nitrogen oxide emissions from soil. Rampant expansion of kudzu could even increase the number of high ozone alert days in a given year.

Kudzu now occupies more than 7.4 million acres in the U.S., expanding at 120,000 acres annually. Kudzu vines have been known to grow up to a foot a day.

But don’t think kudzu is all bad. Some Southern families have used kudzu as a food source for decades, cooking up fried kudzu leaves, kudzu quiche, steamed kudzu…And some entrepreneurs have been trying to turn kudzu into a biofuel cash crop as well. A study published two years ago in the journal Biomass and Bioenergy claimed an acre of kudzu could yield about 270 gallons of ethanol, comparable to the 210 to 320 gallons per acre that corn yields.

While using kudzu as a biofuel is promising because it requires no water or fertilization, harvesting the weed for fuel has proved difficult and costly, as the roots sometimes grow six feet deep beneath steep slopes. But getting rid of kudzu has always been a challenge. The U.S. Forest Service has researched kudzu management and removal for decades. So far, the best form of kudzu eradication that researchers have uncovered, is goats.

Numbers:

2,500 — The number of years kudzu has been used in traditional Chinese medicine, primarily as a treatment for hangovers

60 — Length in feet that a single kudzu vine can grow in one warm season, roughly one foot per day

400 — Weight in pounds of a kudzu root

30 — Number of vines that can grow from a single root

In other Southern news:

This hometown hero also sports quite the appetite, though hardly the tact to stomach it.

Where Were You When the Iraq War Started?

From Wikipedia:

Shock and awe, technically known as rapid dominance, is a military doctrine based on the use of overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary's perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight.

Can you believe the Iraq War began combat in March 2003? Doesn't that seem like forever ago? I remember watching CNN from Tokyo, Japan when "Shock and Awe" was in shocking display. I was on spring break of my junior year of college, shocked myself that we were actually bombing Baghdad.

Tonight President Obama declared the combat missions in Iraq over - without really declaring victory or "mission accomplished."

The Treehouse

I helped produce this short comedy skit with some hilarious pals of mine, Paul and Lucia. One day they're going to be big stars!

Shit, I tried to embed the video, but it's too wide... Here's the linkage...

Blogvestments: Long Live Preppies

Domestic Manufacturing and sexy ads. Appears American Apparel missed one too many Investment club meetings.

Read about it here.

"Hipsters are from a certain time period. The stereotype of a hipster is not something people aspire to anymore. Do you want to be a hipster? Nobody wants to be a hipster," says CEO Dov Charney to the Village Voice.