Bill Maher talking to Larry King on Tuesday:

King: Is Karl Rovism dead?

Maher: Never. Negative campaigning, mudslinging, tearing people down -- that will always be in vogue. McCain did make a classy speech last night. But, you know, they all make a classy speech when they lose. What else can you do?

And it does ring a little less true when only a day before you're calling the guy a socialist, a communist, a terrorist, anti-Semitic, anti-American.

Oh, we lost? He's a great guy. Forget what I said yesterday. Let's all get behind the guy I just said was a communist. Please.

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Religulous America

After seeing Bill Maher's HILARIOUS "must-see" movie Religulous, I wanted to share this NYT Opinion article with you. From The Pew Research Center:

“The clear exception to this pattern is the United States, which is a much more religious country than its degree of prosperity would suggest. Despite its wealth, the United States is in the middle of the global pack when it comes to the importance of religion. Indeed, on this question, the U.S. is closer to considerably less developed nations such as India, Brazil and Lebanon than to other western nations.”

A hard rain's a gonna fall.

Religulous

Bill Maher's new flick, "Religulous," comes out this weekend (in select cities, like the one I live in, ha!), but alas, I will be in an unselected city, Hagerstown, visiting my family this weekend. I haven't seen it, but I'm already highly recommending it. Another good movie I saw recently was "Burn After Reading," the new Coen Brother's film. V v good, seeing John Malkovich get pissed off and punch Brad Pitt in the face is always a treat.

Free Levi!

This is crazy because Levi does actually represent a demographic of political prisoners who are torn between sticking with their ideology and moving forward with the times. If they weren't so hung up on a few great tactics, strategies and talking points, this demographic of intuitive and resourceful Americans could help seal the deal and fate of America's attempt at turning the corner. Great episode.

The Interwebs

Have You Gotten Your Check?

"So, how about this? Bush made a speech today. He was talking about getting your stimulus check back to you. And he said, you know, you can use it on gas, because gas is now so high. Which I think is so funny, because you give your money to the government, and then the government gives it back to you, and you give it to the oil companies, which is the government—[laughter]—or at least the people who put the government in power. It does seem like a vicious circle that’s only screwing all of us. Okay."

- Bill Maher, Episode #615 4/25/08

"Is that Jesus in my grilled cheese? No, Lord, that's Bill!" Of course I'm seeing this when it comes out.

Bill Maher Sticks It to McCain

Transcript from 3/21/08:

...And finally, New Rule: Old soldiers never die. They get young soldiers killed. This week, John McCain said for the third time in two days that Iran, a Shiite stronghold, was training Al Qaeda, a militant Sunni organization. That the Hatfields of the Muslim world would be working with the McCoys, is so not true even Dick Cheney hasn’t said it.

Now, the press, which loves McCain because he feeds them barbecue—dismissed this as just one of those senior moments – not to worry, he’s only going to have his finger on the nuclear trigger.

But, it’s not just a gaffe. It’s what McCain really thinks. And therein lies the paradox of this campaign. McCain’s strength is really his weakness. He’s a warrior who’s dumb about war.

Now, if you ever read The Art of War, chapter three of The Art of War says, “Know thy enemy.” And John McCain plainly doesn’t. He thinks the solution is our presence in the Middle East. No, the problem is our presence in the Middle East. That’s why I don’t care if John McCain is better than Bush on global warming or torture or campaign finance, because he’s exactly the same as Bush on the war. They both don’t get the same thing.

That, as long as we’re setting up shop in the heart of the Arab world, we’re not keeping America safer. Bin Laden goes ballistic over cartoons in Danish newspapers. And “Goober” and “Grandpa” want to put up a Hooters in Fallouja.

They don’t hate us for our freedom. They hate us for our fiefdom. Winning the war on terror comes down to this: what will make us safer from pissed-off Arab teenagers who are willing to die? There are a number of good answers to that question, but occupying their land for the next hundred years is not one of them.

Some people look at McCain and see a tough guy who’s going to protect us from the Islamofascists. I look at him and see a walking Tom Clancy action figure who’s going to get us all killed.

And yet a new poll shows that a majority of Americans believe John McCain is the candidate best qualified to answer when that red phone rings at three a.m. Because he’d be up anyway trying to pee.

Yes, 55% of Americans think it’s McCain who should answer that phone, because they know John McCain is a warrior. He will not waver or hesitate. He will answer that phone and give the order that sends men to die... And it will turn out to be a recording asking him if he’s happy with his mortgage.


Thank you, Bill, America needs you.