“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!”

First Christian Bale, now Pres. Barack Obama.

The audiobook of "Dream From My Father" won Barack Obama the 2006 Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album. It also features now-President Barack quoting his high school-friend Ray's colorful manner of speaking. The Boston Phoenix did a great job of pulling mp3s of the president's profanist profanities. I wish it had been possible for me to have W. saying “This shit’s getting way too complicated for me” as my ringtone, but this is the next best thing.

Quick: whoever makes a YouTube techno remix first wins a bajillion hits and a spot on VH1's BEST WEEK EVER.

“You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.”

“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”

“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!”

“Sure you can have my number, baby!”

“Blam!”

"It's About This Big"

It was a historical meeting today in the White House between what will be the United State's first black/white president and the sitting president, W, who is not the most favorable with the people these days. Hopefully today was even more awkward than their first meeting.

The Pres Just Crossed the Line

So you know how in life there are various lines that you aren't supposed to cross...well Commandante George Bush just leapfrogged that line. At a speech in Jerusalem in front of their Parliament, the day after their 60th anniversary, President Bush just said "Some seem to believe we should negotiate with the terrorist and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American Senator declared: 'Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is — the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

Our President has gone from being a failure, to being a disappointment, to now being a disgrace. To go to Israel, in their capital, in front of their elected leaders, and accuse Barack Obama of wanting to "appease" Iran and then to invoke the memory of the holocaust. This from the man who is responsible for the biggest foreign policy blunder in a generation? This from the man whose own defense secretary stated in the Washington Post today that he wants to sit down and negotiate with Iran? This from the man who said recently that as a sacrifice to the soldiers he gave up playing golf?