Thursday, October 16, 2008

Rise of the Machines

Banking crisis is among us. Why? Because we're on a path to becoming slaves to the machine, fucking Matrix-style, man. This article has me somewhat convinced our suppression is inevitable.

Here’s a frightening party trick that I learned from the futurist Ray Kurzweil. Read this excerpt and then I’ll tell you who wrote it:

But we are suggesting neither that the human race would voluntarily turn power over to the machines nor that the machines would willfully seize power. What we do suggest is that the human race might easily permit itself to drift into a position of such dependence on the machines that it would have no practical choice but to accept all of the machines’ decisions. ... Eventually a stage may be reached at which the decisions necessary to keep the system running will be so complex that human beings will be incapable of making them intelligently. At that stage the machines will be in effective control. People won’t be able to just turn the machines off, because they will be so dependent on them that turning them off would amount to suicide.

Brace yourself. It comes from the Unabomber’s manifesto.

Yes, Theodore Kaczinski was a homicidal psychopath and a paranoid kook, but he was also a bloodhound when it came to scenting all of the horrors technology holds in store for us. Hence his mission to kill technologists before machines commenced what he believed would be their inevitable reign of terror.

5 comments:

lucy lawless said...

don't pick on nerds/i'm not worried about machines as long as will smith is alive/are machines aloud to play sports and would it be discrimination if they are not/how many people do i have to kill to be heard/unwrap our quality story. see what we're made of

lucy lawless said...

that last line is from a mcdonald's straw on my desk

YaYaYaDonTKnowMe said...

Great, the machines have already invaded our "Happy Meals... or so they'd have us believe!

Ahhhhh!

Classy Rowdy said...

Will Smith is our savior! Jesus, psssh!

lucy lawless said...

will mother mary intercede for the machines?