Presidents, Pirates, & Postcards From Hell

In America, Barack Obama comes right before Miley Cyrus but after the World Wrestling Entertainment. A new breakthough connection between President John Fitzgerald Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald has been discovered...[read more] I'm sure the Warren Commission is already on it!

Apparently pirates are thriving right now, particularly around Somalia. It's easy money, easy drugs, and easy women.

They're Back!!!

Pirates, or you might call them new age pirates, neo-pirates, or piraterrorists, live on. How? Why? I once heard oceans were the final frontier. They make up 70.8% of our planet’s surface and that’s one hell of a market for stealing shit. Pirates have made splashes in the news lately as attacks are on the rise, particularly along the navy-less Somalia coast. What do pirates look like these days? I know what you’re thinking, but let’s just say they have lost a little pizzazz. Are pirates as cool as they used to be?