FML

In case you didn't know, the acronym F.M.L. stands for "Fuck My Life." A co-worker first showed me this hilarious FML webpage. It's a collection of these one or two line ideas that end with "FML." For example, "Today, my cousin is coming from out of state to visit me. I told my mom that I want to take her out to meet my friends. She replied 'Like who?' FML." Haha!

Yesterday I was stricken with a terrible bout of the stomach flu. I felt like someone was tearing up my insides, until both ends of my body decided to expel the most vile of liquids. Here would be my (extremely) personal FML entry from yesterday:

"I woke up and immediately ran to the bathroom. For a split second I couldn't decided if I should shit in the toilet and throw up on the floor, or throw up in the toilet and shit on the floor. FML."