Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Armpit Collection XII: The Rock n Roll Quartet


Led Zeppelin Song Remains the Same (full version)
The Stooges Fun House
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main Street
The Velvet Underground Loaded

These albums are pieces of a tightly wound (albeit loosely played) version of rhythm and blues based rock n roll - in my mind. This version was created when blues and country were formally being introduced to popular culture. It was cemented by Elvis Presley, climaxed in the mid sixties, exploited in the later sixties and early seventies, and of course was later changed, progressed, shit upon, however you want to see it. I love rock n roll at it's earlier forms, like earlier Armpit entry, Elvis' first RCA record, and I love other types of music that might be labeled as rock n roll, like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon or the Boss' Born to Run, for instance. But it's that exploited period where I find just the right elements of cynicism, romanticism, classicism, any cism you can think of, for my rock n roll. There are many bands who enter popular music culture in an attempt to ride on a wave of great music, some are the wave, like Led Zeppelin or the Stones. And then bands like the Stooges and the Velvet Underground flex greater influence to later generations of musicians, yet their musical output might be placed somewhere else due to the time of their existence. The albums above all came out within a few years of each other, the height of rock n roll exploitation and change. You've got raw-driven-sex rock n roll in the Stooges, expertly-crafted-large rock n roll in Zeppelin, gritty-romantic-self produced rock n roll in the Stones, and self aware-song form experimentation-attitude rock n roll in the VU. All those adjectives are there and they most certainly are rock n roll.

Working On A Dream



I guess with the new boss comes a new single from the Boss and Goddamn what a tune it is. The whistle bridge, the sha-la-la's in the background, and Bruce crooning in his best Roy Orbison voice. New record comes out in January just a few days before Mr Obama is sworn in. Also of note is this fantastic youtube video put together.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

808's & Heartbreaks, Kanye's Foray Into "Pop Art"


Heartless from kwest on Vimeo.

So I just finished listening to the new Kanye West album on Myspace and I must say that this man is beyond his time. At a time when nearly every rapper is putting out the same canned crap (I'm looking at you everyone on the radio except Lil Wayne) here comes Kanye with his self described "Pop Art" record. Firstly I must say that it's full of sadness. On a year where he lost his mom and saw his engagement come to a premature end, the man has tons of pain to share and he does so through the use of the Roland 808 drum machine, Auto-Tune, and Vocodors. It's all very skeletal feeling, I'm guessing to accentuate the bare bones raw emotion of it all. The 808 pounds out with these great tribal beats, he uses the Auto-Tune as an instrument to purposely throw notes as if he's playing keys on a synthisizer, and the Vocoder gives it all a very detatched feeling to it. If you strip out the vocals at times it sounds like a late era Joy Division record or early era New Order. But with all that said this seems like one of those records that you're either going to love it or hate it, either way though the man deserves credit for doing something that very few in the mainstream do anymore, Take a Chance. And not only is the music great but the artwork surrounding the music and the videos themselves are of top notch value. The video for "Love Lockdown" features African tribesmen dancing with two very tall female figures with drawings like the Nazca Lines on them while spaceships linger in the background, all ending with Kanye curled up in the fetal position in a white room in a direct reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey. And the video for "Heartless" which I posted above has some of the best Rotoscoping I've ever seen, right on par with the wonderful Waking Life. So love 'em or hate 'em just be thankful for him, because he's opening the doors to what's possible with pop music.

Blogama: Merch-ch-ch-ch-chandiiiiiise


Obama's Merchandising Effect

Monday, November 24, 2008

Johnny Cash & Bob Dylan MP3s



This blog has collected a lot of Bobby D - Johnny C duets. Worth checking out, probably. Some I'd never heard before, though Girl From North Country is still probably the best.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Free Dr. Pepper! Thanks, Axl!

LOS ANGELES – Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is a reality.

The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. "Chinese Democracy," infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday.

"We never thought this day would come," Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper's vice president of marketing, said in a statement. "But now that it's here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us."

Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper's Web site. They'll be honored until Feb. 28.

(source)

I Don't Believe In The Entertainment Section

John's Jesus comments have been forgiven by the holy people.  It seems like a cheap way to make a buck, but I suppose it has always been that way. [article

The Resurrection of Professional Wrestling, Special Thanks High Def and Mickey Rourke



So I'm not sure if anyone's been paying attention, but over the last two years professional wrestling has finally returned to glory. They've hired veterans like Dusty Rhodes and Michael P.S. Hayes as writers, they've brought in guys like Arn Anderson and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat to work with the younger guys on their matches, and they've used the medium of High Definition to bring professional wrestling back to what it should be, Full Contact Art. And now with Darren Aronofsky's new film "The Wrestler"I feel that some of the pain and glory of the sport will finally get the spotlight it deserves.

Somewhere in the late 90's amidst all the pyro and big ratings Vince McMahon took wrestling into entertainment and in the switch he forgot to bring the wrestling. The matches became more scripted instead of letting the wrestlers "work" the matches themselves. The fan interaction aspect was lost as wrestlers only focused on the cameras and not the crowd. And the full on contact of the sport was taken away some. But while his product was loosing it's roots, out on the independent circuits the true art of the sport was not lost, and that's what I feel "The Wrestler" is aiming to bring to light.

You see you can't "fake" a punch in a VFW hall in front of 45 people, you have to actually hit them. You can't let your wrestlers take it easy in order to prolong their careers. And you can't get a crowd into a match without the art of story telling. I've known guys like Mickey Rourke's character in this movie and they are the lifeblood of the sport, sort of like orators passing on the tradition of a once fine craft. They drive to a school gymnasium, get beaten from pillar to post all for 20 dollars and the roar of the crowd, then limp to their cars after the match and pull their broken bodies out of bed to head to work in the morning. These are the guys whose last words before heading out the curtain are "let's make it look real" and a silent prayer. And it is in this tradition that the finest this sport have ever known have come from. The Ric Flair's, the Steve Austin's, the Mick Foley's, they all got their start in this kind of life, and it's why they were such experts at their craft and have such respect for the business. They understood and never forgot how special the intimacy of it all is.

But with the miracle of High Definition the intimacy has come back. The camera angles are now so close, and the pictures are so sharp that there is no choice but to up the contact and take wrestling back to how it used to be, and Vince realized this. So now when you tune in you see the sweat fly from someone being punched in the face, you see the red on someones back when they take a forearm, and you can hear the sound of bone on flesh as these finely tuned athletes beat the wholly hell out of one another. Professional wrestling is back and I couldn't be happier. And with this new film I feel that it's finally going to get the recognition it deserves.

When The Boss sings in the title track that "My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display", he tells the story not only of Randy "The Ram" Robinson, but of the thousands of wrestlers like him. It's about time their story was told, and in this age of wrestling on the resurgence, Rourke, Aronofsky, and Springsteen couldn't have picked a better time.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Gift That Keeps On Giving



Here's the scene. Sarah Palin shows up to "pardon" a turkey in honor of Thanksgiving and invites all the news crews to watch. The rest is just Pure Palin!


By the way, is it just me or does she always speak in a constant run on sentence filled with far too many commas?

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

Below is the beginning of an email conversation that Adelaide, Australia man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill. Click the link below for full story.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

CONTINUE READING

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

House Negroes, Muslim President, and Violent Gay Fascists


In a 48 hour span I've seen Al-Qaida's number 2 in command call Mr. Obama a "House Negro", I've seen a Christian Pastor go on CNN to defend his belief that Mr. Obama is truly a Muslim, and I've heard Newt Gingrich's fat ass say that "there is a gay and secular fascism in this country" and that they are "prepared to use violence". And these are supposed to be the men of faith in this world?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Happy Birthday Mickey!

Mickey Mouse, the star of the first sound cartoon, turns 80 today! He has been through a lot, living through the Depression, World War II, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, Terminator, 9/11, and even a heavy acid period.
Mickey has always made us smile and we can not forget about that awesome club of his. Perhaps Mickey deserves more credit for today's popular music. Happy Birthday Mickey Mouse-DONALD DUCK!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

An American Tale

I read this article in Portfolio magazine. Dov Charney is the founder and CEO of American Apparel, well known for their kinky ads and "Made in America" clothing brand:

He continues, “Of course our clothing is intimate.” Then he switches briefly to his Québécois French. “Les intimes. It’s leisure. It’s intimacy. It’s a cold night, and you cuddle up with a blanket in your panties. You ever put on a pair of pants that made you look good, Claire?” he asks.

“Yes,” I tell him. “The pair I’m wearing right now.”

“See!” he shouts victoriously. “That’s what a beautiful, intelligent woman wants, to go to dinner in a pair of pants that makes her look good. She’s on top of the fucking world. That’s what it’s all about. The pants! The pants! That’s all a beautiful woman wants! A pair of pants that takes her into a restaurant. She looks beautiful. She looks intelligent! She’s got a pair of pants! She’s on top of the world—and it’s the pants, the pants!”

Boogie Man

By chance I caught the television debut of "Boogie Man: The Lee Atwater Story" on MPT last night. Now, granted I am probably by far the youngest contributor to this blog, I had never heard of Lee Atwater (pictured above right) before. The reason I was immediately fascinated by this documentary, besides its use of that awesome grainy 80's television, was that it deals with the Bush legacy and presidential campaigning in general. Atwater was a lover of blues music and befriended, even recorded with many famous blues and R & B artists. He was also the dirty political strategist and mastermind behind George H. W. Bush's 1988 campaign, and Karl Rove's idol. He changed the way campaigns our ran and they will forever be negative because of him. In a sudden turn of events during March of 1990, while seemingly on top of the world, Atwater was diagnosed with a brain tumor that rapidly led to his demise. Had he lived, Bill Clinton may have never become our president. This is a film about a man who achieved his goals at the expense of his opposition and later regretted it.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Blogama: Gettin' Safe Wit' It

Obama is bulletproof. The bulletproof glass was not visible to the millions of people worldwide watching his speech on TV. So it was no surprise that Barack Obama's victory speech was delivered from behind two-inch thick bullet proof glass?


"It's About This Big"

It was a historical meeting today in the White House between what will be the United State's first black/white president and the sitting president, W, who is not the most favorable with the people these days. Hopefully today was even more awkward than their first meeting.

Friday, November 7, 2008

The Armpit Collection XI: Triple Play



Decisions, decisions. Gotta take some Dylan with me and seeing how he's got 30 or 40 records, it's tough to decide which have meant the most to me. When choosing from a large catalog, I figure I'd like to cover as much "area" as possible. The first disc of Live 1966 and the original version of "Tangled Up in Blue" are where my Dylan journey began, "Love & Theft" came much later, after I'd understood what it appears Dylan is doing as an artist.

The acoustic side of Dylan was originally what I grabbed onto. Before the 1966 tour, Dylan not only had 4 incredible acoustic records, but 3 ground-breaking rock n roll records. Live 1966 sums this up for me. The acoustic side is lethal, so disciplined with a tremendous edge. I always think about a quote from Allen Ginsberg where he was referencing Dylan's ability and awareness of controlling his own voice..."he was at one with his own breath." When you watch clips of him performing acoustically live around the time, the theaters are all completely silent and his voice and guitar are haunting, serving each other and the songs. His harmonica added a level of harmony and tone that is hypnotizing. The second disc of Live 1966 is the climax of rock n roll music. Historically speaking, 1966 was a great year for pop and rock music, they collided. Given the Beatles' output and lack of touring, the Beach Boys' synthesis, the psychedelic rock movement, the ascension of other, newer, more straight forward rock n roll acts, and the explosion of popular music in general, I feel Dylan's tour, band, and music basically represent the climax and preview of rock n roll music - a road sign at the fork in the road if you will.

The three days in 1974 that Bob Dylan recorded Blood on the Tracks should be popularly associated with that album. Instead, half of the songs were re-recorded into the album we know. That album is still amazing, but I feel the original session represents Dylan as an ideal of what we know as the 'singer-songwriter.' This moniker took many faces in the late 60's, early 70's, most of whom were heavily influenced by Dylan and his earlier work. The original BOTT is Dylan-solidity of that ideal, contemporary and substantial.

Dylan recorded some great rock n roll albums and ultimately he is best as a songwriter or song composer - encompassing lyrics, melody, arrangements, instrumentation, excecution - in an academic way. He made some great rock n roll records in the mid sixties, some of which I believe to be the greatest records of all time. He also dabbled in other forms of American music in the later sixties, seventies, and eighties. By the mid nineties, I think he'd reached a point where he knew how to record himself, remain entirely interesting and progress his output to a new level, I guess a level that is now referred to as Americana. Dylan though, takes this form of music to an ideal place. A place where sounds and sayings are familiar, they serve as a gathering and molding of American musical and literary history into "popular song." "Love & Theft" defines this version of Dylan. It spans a gamut of song form while remaining an album with a singular voice or sound. He continues to mold and explore this form in other albums, as well as his radio show.

Sports In Plain Site



Obama plays basketball!
McCain plays basketball!
Good game girl!
*Honorable Mention: Since 1936, my squad, the Washington Redskins, have predicted 18/19 presdential election winners