Top Quotes From My Bachelor Party in the Bahamas

1. Dude, did you take my shorts?
   

2. Can I borrow a pair of underwear?
   

3. Sir, you've had your fun now get off the speaker before you hurt yourself.
   

4. Four fingers of whiskey, please.
   

5. Long hair don' care!
   

6. Gimme them nipples!
   

7. Where's Beecher?
   

8. I've never kissed a white boy before
   

9. I'm 17
   

10. Get Sexy like a Pepsi
    

11. The Big Bamboo is long and hard
    

12. Gaycation!
    

13. The nipple buffet is now open.