Running Through the Rain Forest

I know what you're thinking... "What is K.Fed doing in the rain forest?" Hardy-har-har, I get it. No, that's me, silly; I'm in the rain forests of Nevis, West Indies on a hiking adventure. We met up with our trusty tour guide, Jim Johnson, who is truly a god amongst men. He's like a computer science professor, Bear Grills, and Jedi all rolled into one. He told me he could survive alone in the jungle for years. I believe him. He has expert knowledge of all Nevisian flora, fauna, merriweather. He knows every trail, insect, and hidden ruin on the island. He also assaulted a doggy murderer with his own dead dog... Oh, and I got the hat in a strange Chinese-owned shop in the middle of Charlestown. It was white mesh and read "SPARKLER," thought the "S" and the "R" on the end were in a different font as the rest of the letters. Some confused it for "PARKLE" making it even harder to explain.