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American football
Background music for that third Thursday of every November
Players bodies snapping like wishbones
The breaking of the bread, the tossing of the coin
Commence the recipe for victory
Helmets and forks and elbows collide
Sweating gravy during halftime Sherry snoozes
Post patterns and pumpkin pies
An army of ham holders boo at the quarterback
Kool-Aid kids imitate the tackles on t.v.
The turkey gobbles and laughs at the carrots
While the asparagus blitzes the sweet potatoes screen
A festivity with field goals
Celebrated by young and old:

Sports In Plain Site - Hair Pulling

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Guess Who Back? Back Again?

It's 26-time World Series Champtions, the New York Yankees! Tonight they will (hopefully) play the Phillies in the Bronx. As a New Yorker, I'm rooting hard for the Yankees to win. Most people have a "love/hate" relationship with the Yankees, aka you either love 'em or hate 'em. I've always been in the "love" catagory. I appreciate their legacy as a team, and I've admired their professionalism in the last decade or so. Yankees-haters focus on this professionalism as the main reason they hate them, but I ask you this... What's so wrong with wanting have the most money and being the best? What's so wrong with buying up the best players money can buy? What's so wrong with baseball uniforms that fit, and facial hair that is kept trim?

Are you watching the World Series this year? Who do you want to win?

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-You can't lose them all

-"I want Mark (McGuire) to live in truth to see the light, to come to repentance so he can live in freedom -- which is the only way to live" says Mark McGuire's supplier

-Naked men and ethnic violence at the Australian Open

-"When things are going great, maybe I try to subconsciously sabotage it" 'Tyson'

*Honorable Mention: "We never really pay attention to the score"

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Obama plays basketball!

McCain plays basketball!

Good game girl!

*Honorable Mention: Since 1936, my squad, the Washington Redskins, have predicted 18/19 presdential election winners

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-Lance Armstrong has the ball to cycle the Tour de France again.
-If you are not cheating in sports, you are only giving 100%.
-Yo Gabba Gabba! Dancy Dance Time with NBA's Amare Stoudemire:

Honorable Mention: Lil Wayne Blog, Marvin Gaye

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-It is unsportsmanlike to run up the score, unless women are doing it.
-Rigging elections...cool. Rigging Olympics...that is fucked up.

-Even the sports world is getting more involved with politics: 1 * 2

-And vise versa.

Honrable Mention - Bloopers

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-What's so funny 'bout peace, hoops, and understanding?
-I still think wrestling is fake, but don't tell this guy that.
-Sparring for social change.
-Athlete millionaires still gang banging or simply calling the next play?

Honarable Mention - Dennis Rodman, Tonya Harding

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-If you’re thinking about climbing Mt. Everest, you may want to bring daddy’s little helper.
-Shaq attack saves!
-Are you tired of the same old sports?

Honarable Mention-Hulk Hogan

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And now for the sports report:

*Anthony Miles spears ex-marine at state track meet
*George W. Bush caught playing dirty
*Interested in competitive sports? Jump off your segway and sign up
*Nick Adenhart, a friend and Williamsport High School alumnus, has started three games pitching for the L. A. Angels so far this season