Let's find out...on MANswers!
Last night as I was trying to drift asleep...I found myself flipping between two programs, "Warriors", on the History Channel, which was about Mayan warfare, and "MANswers", which is a retard-inducing show that poses stereotypical questions that are apparently pondered and appreciated by your typical meat-head. This show has been on for a few years and fortunately I've only just found it. This specific episode raised these important questions that required a MANswer:
"What's the Deadliest Weapon you can smuggle up your ass into prison?"
"Which method of smoking weed gets you the highest?"
"How do you go an entire year without washing your underwear?"
"Which topless beach houses the nicest breasts?"
Each question deferred to some sort of authority in regards to each question. A correctional forensics expert explained how once someone smuggled a grenade into prison...up their ass. A former NARC broke down the THC percentages between smoking joints, bong rips, and vaporizers. A brand of underwear apparently exists that requires no cleaning or washing. And a Playboy photographer advised how nice breasts can be found on a specific topless beach.
The show touted the annoying, movie-preview-voiced announcer-guy, who fired pun after pun...all white giving you...MANswers.
I'm now remembering why I watch a minimal amount of TV and deeply distrust the powers that be behind Popular Media Culture.
5 comments:
This show is deceptively entertaining. It along with Spike's other hit "1,000 Ways to Die" lure you in with good production values and basic curiousity, and they're really hard to turn away from because come on let's be honest...who doesn't want to know the deadliest weapon you can sneak in your ass. And who doesn't want to watch a go drinking gasoline around a campfire to get drunk who then throws up on the campfire and sets himself ablaze.
What IS the best way to get high?
Isn't vaporizers supposed to be number 1? Personally I'm partial to the blunt...it's just so convenient and slow burning.
Well the MANswer is Vaporizer...but I hear rolling a joint can be rather practical, logical and ritualistic...so they say.
For convinience, portability, effect, and style, I think the J would have to be overall best method of delivery.
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