I know what you're thinking... "What is K.Fed doing in the rain forest?" Hardy-har-har, I get it. No, that's me, silly; I'm in the rain forests of Nevis, West Indies on a hiking adventure. We met up with our trusty tour guide, Jim Johnson, who is truly a god amongst men. He's like a computer science professor, Bear Grills, and Jedi all rolled into one. He told me he could survive alone in the jungle for years. I believe him. He has expert knowledge of all Nevisian flora, fauna, merriweather. He knows every trail, insect, and hidden ruin on the island. He also assaulted a doggy murderer with his own dead dog... Oh, and I got the hat in a strange Chinese-owned shop in the middle of Charlestown. It was white mesh and read "SPARKLER," thought the "S" and the "R" on the end were in a different font as the rest of the letters. Some confused it for "PARKLE" making it even harder to explain. 
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Running Through the Rain Forest
I know what you're thinking... "What is K.Fed doing in the rain forest?" Hardy-har-har, I get it. No, that's me, silly; I'm in the rain forests of Nevis, West Indies on a hiking adventure. We met up with our trusty tour guide, Jim Johnson, who is truly a god amongst men. He's like a computer science professor, Bear Grills, and Jedi all rolled into one. He told me he could survive alone in the jungle for years. I believe him. He has expert knowledge of all Nevisian flora, fauna, merriweather. He knows every trail, insect, and hidden ruin on the island. He also assaulted a doggy murderer with his own dead dog... Oh, and I got the hat in a strange Chinese-owned shop in the middle of Charlestown. It was white mesh and read "SPARKLER," thought the "S" and the "R" on the end were in a different font as the rest of the letters. Some confused it for "PARKLE" making it even harder to explain. 
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partner, next time you do this hitch on through asheville and pick a brother up!
are you retired?
Love to take you to the rain forest.
And what are you talking about, Luke? Old people would die on the trails I traveled. You might think Jim looks old, but shortly after this picture was taken he jumped vertically 14 feet into a crouch position on a tree branch above. There he caught a bird mid-flight with his bare hands.
i only meant that you seem to travel quite a bit
Ahh, yes. This was an extraordinary year for travel.
You look like a bona-fide hillbilly Matt. Bet the trip was incredible.
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