Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Here Comes the Appocolypse, Better Grab a Plow!
Whether it be the second coming of Jesus, Zombie plague (that's my personal favorite), pandemic flue outbreak, or that Negro President of ours taking us to socialism in a hand basket, it's time we all prepared for Armageddon. And fortunately for us the nice advertisers that pitch their products during the commercial breaks of Glenn Beck have an answer...your very own Survival Seed Bank.
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It's unfortunate that Captain Bored Room was taking a shit when this ad shoot was taking place...
The ultimate barter item...
"Hey, I'll give you some tomato seeds for a some bullets."
Gotta love the fear-mongering. Is it just me, but doesn't assuming YOU are going to be around for "End of Days" kinda selfish?
Besides, anyone who knows anything about surviving a zombie/pandemic apocalypse knows that it aint going to be so easy to till a garden when you're trying to keep your where abouts on the downlow. Also most people are going to be living in city centers or suburbs at the least when all hell breaks loss, so where in the world are you going to plant this 'crisis garden'?
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