Thursday, February 7, 2008

Border D-fence?


So after all the clamoring apparently the borders will finally be secured. After a blockbuster trade sent him to Phoenix yesterday, 'America's toughest sheriff' Joe Arpaio want's Shaq's 7'1, 325lbs frame to help him secure the borders. He deputized him (actually made him a colonel) after winning the 2006 championship with the Heat. When asked about this the Sheriff said `I'm glad he's coming out to my turf. I'm hoping we'll recruit him for our posse. Maybe we'll go after illegal immigrants and other crime." So we may not have a border fence, but we will have a border D-fence.

2 comments:

YaYaYaDonTKnowMe said...

Funny! Reminds me when Nixon made Elvis a federal marshal under the DEA.

Bradley Glisson said...

And we all know what Elvis did,,,shot the TV!