Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Presidents, Pirates, & Postcards From Hell

In America, Barack Obama comes right before Miley Cyrus but after the World Wrestling Entertainment. A new breakthough connection between President John Fitzgerald Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald has been discovered...[read more] I'm sure the Warren Commission is already on it!

Apparently pirates are thriving right now, particularly around Somalia. It's easy money, easy drugs, and easy women.

3 comments:

Bradley Glisson said...

How long before those nifty pirate headscarves make it into a rap video and therefore into the American bloodstream? I mean Kanye pimped one of those terrorist neckerchiefs in his "You Can't Tell Me Nothing" video and then the next thing you know everyone from JT to Kirsten Dunst is sporting them.

YaYaYaDonTKnowMe said...

Who is in that video?

lucy lawless said...

the wood brothers