"Partake of some of life's sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself."
Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
The TSX Concubine Masturbator is boobs, a vag and a little bit of weiner all in one handy, vibrating package. It uses 2 AA batteries and looks like it could live in the seedy section of Sesame Street.
They say that variety is the spice of life, right?
4 comments:
haha!
Ryan, something both you and your mother can share!
Hahahahaha
Just in case it wasn't clear, this post wasn't meant to be specifically or maliciously targeted at Lucy other than as a "parody" or "satire" of his erudite, entertaining and lively Kick The Bucket List series. When I saw the concubine masturbator my first thought was "creepy" and then "well, I guess you only live once" which brought to mind the Bucket List.
thanks for the compliments!
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