OK, this is by far the best reply I've received so far:
"I have a room available in my 2 bedroom apartment. My roommate recently went to prison and left me with a pound of marijuana as payment for back due rent. I'm ok with that because I like drugs. He wont be out for another 5-7 years so in the interim I need a roommate. I don't have the usual 9-5 job I do a bit of this and a bit of that to pay the bills. I am an animal trainer and make a lot of money from the entertainment I provide to my fans, all shows are done out of my other residence in Newark NJ. My apartment is located on W 45 & 8th avenue. If this seems to be something youre interested in please let me know. It is available for viewing immediately."
"By far the wildest reply I've gotten yet. I love it. You sound like quite the character, Tango. I would like to see you place, but could I get arrested for showing up? Most people don't email that they have lots of drugs at their house. Kinda reminds me of NBC's "To Catch A Predator" only with weed instead of underage chicks. Could you tell me a little more about yourself? Age/Sex, how much do you want in rent? Will you be sleeping mostly in NYC or Newark? Do you have a myspace or facebook page?"
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cute ad matt! i notice you like to spell barack without the c
Wow, you're right. I never even noticed. At least I didn't call him Osama.
I think we've found the next unibomber; I call dibs on the exclusive biography rights.
Does it come across that bad? I was going for "funny," hoping to appeal to the hip, young crowd. We actually have one of those here in New York.
"We actually have one of those here in New York." - Now, there's some bubble talk!
OK, this is by far the best reply I've received so far:
"I have a room available in my 2 bedroom apartment. My roommate recently went to prison and left me with a pound of marijuana as payment for back due rent. I'm ok with that because I like drugs. He wont be out for another 5-7 years so in the interim I need a roommate. I don't have the usual 9-5 job I do a bit of this and a bit of that to pay the bills. I am an animal trainer and make a lot of money from the entertainment I provide to my fans, all shows are done out of my other residence in Newark NJ. My apartment is located on W 45 & 8th avenue. If this seems to be something youre interested in please let me know. It is available for viewing immediately."
My reply:
"By far the wildest reply I've gotten yet. I love it. You sound like quite the character, Tango. I would like to see you place, but could I get arrested for showing up? Most people don't email that they have lots of drugs at their house. Kinda reminds me of NBC's "To Catch A Predator" only with weed instead of underage chicks. Could you tell me a little more about yourself? Age/Sex, how much do you want in rent? Will you be sleeping mostly in NYC or Newark? Do you have a myspace or facebook page?"
aw, we have a young hip crowd here in Brooklyn too, they're called Hippies I think.
Jay, when I was talking about hip kids in New York, I was talking about Brooklyn. Rumor has it, I might be moving there soon. We'll see.
If by hip you mean lame, then yes, we have hip kids in B-More too.
Matt are going to become a mop man for the cock fights?
Holy crap I nearly spit my coffee out reading that.
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